Poor U S Grant, the man with the first name that nobody ever wants to spell spent most of his war fighting off alcoholism and most of his two terms as President fighting off all comers as scandal and corruption ruined his government. Not only that but he also sold the Native Americans down the river! Nice one Super G!
So, when two of the brightest political minds of the 19th century roll into town you do what all good American statesmen do: take them to the nearest strip joint and get drunk.
Yes, the yanks have all the class.
