Alan got jealous you see and wanted in on the action. Prize for dumbest insurgent goes to this chap for forgetting to bind Alans hands.
Speaking of prizes I owe one or two signed postcards so I’ll give you a week to hand over your address details (if I don’t already have them) and I’ll send them out. Failing that I’ll come after you with them in my hands.
Speaking of postcards I’m going to add to the existing Bernadette masterpiece by adding ones for Alan and Kathy as well. Watch this space!
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