Alan doesn’t get along well with these locals very well to be honest , fuu
Sorry for the extreme lateness of this strip but I was away from the flat all weekend and Monday. And guess where the page was? You’re right.
It hasn’t been all doom and gloom..well it has mostly with England losing to the old enemy. No, not syphilis but Australia. A disgraceful state of affairs! And to think we put this whole issue behind us when we won the Ashes earlier this year :-/
But on other fronts, things have been progressing well. I should have something nice to show you all at the end of the week and may well have something nice to give out..maybe. Stay tuned for that one.
Also, paradoxically, ANZAC biscuits are ace.
While we’re at it, can we all vote for Hard-Graft in best new webcomic in the WCRCAs? Cheers. Oh well..
Oh Alan! If only you had stopped off at your local BP and filled up! Could have picked up a copy of the Telegraph and a pork pie while you were at it as well. It is a long journey after all. It might be wise to say at this point that the views contained in this comic are not those of the author. If you detect some sort of bias then take that as you want but I reccomend that if you do take it, you take it with a good pinch of salt. What this page does throw up is an interesting question about traditional religious education regardless of the creed. My view is that if controlled correctly, religious schools be they Christian, Islamic or Jewish can be a moderate force for good.
I will make the point to those all too willing to start ranting about Madrassa being schools of extremism is that one reason why Ireland has had such a fractured and tortured couple of recent centuries has been the embedding of sectarianism and extremism into society by forcing children to go to school on the lines of their religion and not on the basis of ability. Religious schools are probably the worst thing to happen to Northern Ireland and the best way of killing sectarianism and extremism in my mind is to bring them under heavy restrictions and supervision. If that means familes there have to hold their noses and send their kids to a secular school rather than to their precious Catholic or Protestant schools then they should learn to share and play nice.
Well, while Kathy stews and Alan flails around at this debacle, I’m here to tell you that the last few days have been pretty busy and on the whole pretty good for me. I’m in good health, England are on top in the 2nd test and I enjoyed cocktails on Friday night with Alex. Splendid stuff I must say. But, a new week in this lovely summer heralds one thing and one thing only: a new page for Hard Graft!
As you might have noticed, Issue two is progressing rather well but as always, if you have any questions and comments, please please send them in.
Blogs are everywhere and have spread to cover many aspects of life. The ease of setting one up has enabled many people from all walks of life to start putting their thoughts, fears and hopes onto the web. If anywhere apitomises this trend, it is the sector concerning defense and current affairs where there are some superb blogs which cover issues beyond simple deployments of troops and development of guns.
One example I could present would be Salaam Pax’s classic Where is Raed? (now collated in a book released by UK daily The Guardian). Written by an Iraqi in Baghdad before and during the 2nd Iraq war, it details day to day life in the last weeks of Saddam’s Iraq and as well as talking about the ravages of war it talks about daily life, surviving under sanctions and so on.
Freelance journalists are starting to switch to blogs rather than going through the traditional route of earning their spurs and hoping for a job in one of the big Anglo-Saxon papers like The New York Times for example.
War is Boring headed up by Freelancer and all round awesome guy David Axe is a superb example. He has assembled a superb team behind him to analyse and disect news from the latest Pentagon budget plans to how Twitter is aiding revolutionaries in Moldova. Danger Room by Wired magazine also does a sterling job on this.
Another fantastic blog is freer-ange international which is a blog by an ethical mercenary outfit concerned with protecting NGOs sans the typical brutality and gung ho borderline illeigal attitude exhibited by cowboys like Custer Battles and Blackwater Xe. The staff on there talk about charity work and cast a critical eye on the performance of main stream NGOs and the United States and ISAF’s involvement in Afghanistan.
The point is that all of these blogs are American-centric and staffed mostly by American freelancers but they offer a good view of what is going on in the world. These blogs definitely influence how I write my scripts.
One thing you will notice is missing here: the lack of British bloggers. There are British run defense blogs out there of course there are but the content and attitude exhibited are suspect and slightly embarrasing.
For example, take Lewis Page who writes for The Register covering defense affairs. His remit (as with many UK defense bloggers) appears to be limited to hyperventilating about UK defense and while Lewis does great work to expose government incompetence and inefficiencies I swear that if I hear him say “off the shelf” and “American” one more bloody time…
The problem is thus, the UK has several major defence projects ongoing such as the new Type 45 destroyer and the new Bowman radio/information system. Most (if not all) of these projects are beset by delays and budget overruns. The solution in many of Lewis’ articles is simply to buy American.
Sadly though, while the Americans may keep thousands of fighter jets and tanks in mothballed storage, they don’t really keep loads of brand spanking new AEGIS destroyers, Aircraft carriers, nuclear submarines and so on. Furthermore to depend on the Americans to develop stuff for us counts as a very short term and foolish thing to do.
There are extra costs and delays to take into account such as technology transfer, waiting for the US Congress to authorise arms sales and as we’ve seen over the F35 Joint Strike Fighter and the three to four year long row between the UK government and the US Congress over technology independence you’ll find that buying American might take just as long as making the bloody thing yourself.
Other blogs however tend to be worse. In fact, they tend to be confusing, emotionally charged, insecure and quite frankly narcissistic. Unwilling to suggest anything of help or provide a decent anaylsis of the situation instead they just wallow in misery and self-pity.
For example, take blog Defence of the Realm. Again, it does expose idiotic and serious failings in how the UK runs its Armed Services but this tends to deviate from Lewis Page by posting a never ending litany of doom, gloom and an almost emo-like misery about the the British forces, how they are equipped and the battles they’re losing.
Some of the posts are frankly patronising and rather irritating in nature, suggesting that Britain hasn’t done anything in Afghanistan, that the Americans have been doing all the work while the Brits have been busy getting themselves killed of hauling light guns up hills for MoD propaganda exercises. Never mind all the effort that the likes of 3 Para, 45 Commando and the Ghurkas have been putting in since 2006 that obviously doesn’t count.
Frankly, these blogs offer nothing new other than an infuriatingly self-centered and narcassitic view which endlessly bewails its problems in a dramatic and drama fueled series of rants which is patronising to servicemen. Yes, our lads over there know that they’ve got serious problems with equipment and a lack of political will in either their senior officers or in Whitehall but lets not go about belittling their acheivements and frankly more or less saying that they’ve done bugger all in the last eight years in Afghanistan.
The confused nature of these blogs comes from that grand old British tradition: bickering over who is to blame. Some like Lewis Page blame (fairly I might add) the Civil service mandarins and the UK Treasury who hold the purse strings. Defence of the Realm tends to absolve politicians of all blame and instead lays it squarely at the feet of the Senior Officers who, they say, ask for these flawed, delayed, expensive and dangerous defence systems.
They are both right but are both wrong as well. Yes the Senior Officers ask for unprotected Pinzgauer transports which are useless against IEDs but it is the Whitehall civil servants at the MoD who approved the requests, the Treasury desk-wallahs who approve the funding, the MPs whose comittees give the Government an easy time over such purchases and us who vote the buggers in.
Simple answer: everyone is to blame for the torrid situation our lads are in but never, ever compound low morale by belittling and frankly patronising them in some self-centered quest for glory.
So, sadly, we’ve got a long way to go. The Yanks are trailblazers when it comes to covering the world via blogs and so on and we are woefully behind.
Time to drop the emo attitudes, start covering things outside of the UK sphere of influence or at least offer a non-state propaganda machine view of what the UK is doing out there.
Last week, I read a fantastic article about something one Brit is doing to revolutionise the lives of people living in Kabul’s old city. I also love reading about the Mat Lab in Southern Afghanistan enabling Afghans to set up their own businesses and survive on their own. But if this mainstream newspaper hadn’t have published the story, I would never have known because all our blogs are wallowing in self-pity and bitter recriminations.
Its tragic. We’re letting our own lads down and the people of Afghanistan down. For those reasons therefore I choose to ignore the emo-fest going on in the UK and follow American blogs for a clearer view of the world.



